Happy Halloween!

I'm in Rheinstetten right now, taking a night off to celebrate All Hallows' Eve the traditional way: liquor and a pirate hat. The man next to me started early and left his laptop open on the bar. He also left his wallet closed and in his back pocket, but I fixed that. And he left some smokes in his jacket. And a pretty nice watch on his wrist. Trick-or-treat indeed! So I've got some walkin' around money for my trip to Munich. Shame I'm in such a hurry or I'd waltz around South Germany a bit. It's beautiful here.

So, thanks to my new friend, I've got some much-needed alcohol in my system, and thanks to my neat mask, I at least look like a pirate. Maybe with a little more rum and some Altbier, I'll feel more like a pirate. At any rate, I just wanted to let you kids know what was up one more time before I start taking care of my business here in Deutschland. This place is wacky. Here, check this out. Sorry, I know, linking you to FOXNews is almost as bad as linking you to animal porn with the animals on the receiving end; but it was the only place I could find that actually reported on some small-towners booting a zombie off their public transportation.

Alright, I'm off to drink a little more. Maybe find something to put directly into my bloodstream, or get there as fast as I can through my nostrils. And then maybe I'll go hooker huntin'. You kids be safe tonight! I know I won't.