Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween!

I'm in Rheinstetten right now, taking a night off to celebrate All Hallows' Eve the traditional way: liquor and a pirate hat. The man next to me started early and left his laptop open on the bar. He also left his wallet closed and in his back pocket, but I fixed that. And he left some smokes in his jacket. And a pretty nice watch on his wrist. Trick-or-treat indeed! So I've got some walkin' around money for my trip to Munich. Shame I'm in such a hurry or I'd waltz around South Germany a bit. It's beautiful here.

So, thanks to my new friend, I've got some much-needed alcohol in my system, and thanks to my neat mask, I at least look like a pirate. Maybe with a little more rum and some Altbier, I'll feel more like a pirate. At any rate, I just wanted to let you kids know what was up one more time before I start taking care of my business here in Deutschland. This place is wacky. Here, check this out. Sorry, I know, linking you to FOXNews is almost as bad as linking you to animal porn with the animals on the receiving end; but it was the only place I could find that actually reported on some small-towners booting a zombie off their public transportation.

Alright, I'm off to drink a little more. Maybe find something to put directly into my bloodstream, or get there as fast as I can through my nostrils. And then maybe I'll go hooker huntin'. You kids be safe tonight! I know I won't.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Still smoking? I'd have thought that you had enough smoking after your skin was fried.
~Kit

Anonymous said...

I don't have anything else to say ATM, but it looked weird for the comments to say '1 People Give a Shit'.

Anonymous said...

Y'know, you stole that guy's laptop and then you don't even bother to update your journal?! What gives?
Damn lazy, bacon-crisp zombie! >:(

Anonymous said...

What if he's dead? Again. He said he'd be in touch, and remember what happened the last time he disappeared for a couple months? He was out in Munich lookin' for Rummy. Anything in the news that'd point towards something happening to him?

Anonymous said...

Oh please. Not the old 'I was dead again' excuse.

Anonymous said...

Internetegrity? Stop the puns 1.

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